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Joke of the Day

"I was watching the men's hockey at the commonwealth games today, I was thinking it must be a very dangerous game to play, I mean half the Indian team were running around with bandages on their heads"

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? alien vs predator"

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"Electrical engeneer An electrical engeneer had a strong shocking force, so strong that he thought he should lower it. He started to meditate jokingly and he said ""ohms""."

"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."

"Why do we have oceans? Because based god and acid god had a baby."

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."