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Joke of the Day
"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"
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"9/11 jokes arent funny and 2/11 are just plane stupid"
"jesus could get on twitter and be like ""fear not, child. i know for a fact that your going to heaven!"" and someone would be like ""you're""."
"[aliens talking] ""They call it a sel-fee"" A photograph of oneself? ""Sometimes several"" But why? ""We have one theory"" Go on ""They're idiots"""
"Blows you, kisses See proper punctuation is important"
"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath"
"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"
"What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?"
"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"