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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing a stripper does with her asshole before starting her shift? Drops him off at band practice."

"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."

"Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have ""Sandy claws"" !"

"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."

"German math If a train leaves Berlin travelling east at 30kph and another train leaves Munich travelling south at 25kph. How many Jews can be killed in 5years?"

"my daughter is 3. her joke about spiders: Spiders make Websites. she's not wrong."

"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"

"What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be? D'oh-ta 2"

"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."

"What do you call a redneck family of bakers? Inbread!"