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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."

"He called me passive aggressive. I just smiled and left. Cut his brake lines on the way out for good measure, though."

"What did 9 say to 11? Let's get Bush in on this."

"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"

"Everyone wanted to go to Arch Strength, or Arch Dexterity, even to Arch Luck. Can't for the life of me think why noone wanted to go to Arch Wits."

"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."

"What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!"

"I asked my dad about music these days He said it's all about the junk in the truck so you better shake that butt."

"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"

"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."