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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!"
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"So a hunter walks in to a bar and says, ""Bear with me""."
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"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"
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"I try to tell good jokes... ...but I always punch up the fuck line."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^going ^^^^^to ^^^^^hell ^^^^^for ^^^^^this ^^^^^:("
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