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Joke of the Day

"I asked my dad about music these days He said it's all about the junk in the truck so you better shake that butt."

"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."

"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""

"Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day? What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife."

"I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?"

"Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"

"All panties aside, it's Friday."

"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."

"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."