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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler's SS soldiers love animals? They were all veteran aryans"
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"How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla? A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla."
"Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition."
"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""
"St. Patrick's Day is the day we all watch Ghost and Dirty Dancing in honor of Patrick Swayze."
"A man can survive up to two weeks without water, around forty days without food, and about one hour without touching his junk."
"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"
"Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going."
"Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job."