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Joke of the Day
"What did 9 say to 11? Let's get Bush in on this."
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"What is Moby Dicks dad's name? Poppa Boner"
"[waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey! ""What'll it be?"" [out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan"
"One time I got stuck holding a Starbucks door open from 2005-2007."
"[Catholic church] *priest hands out ""What To Expect At Your Exorcism"" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything"
"How do you make a hormone? Don't tip her."
"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"
"TIL Pat Mccrory doesn't have a gender specified on his birth certificate It's Pat! edit: changed joke entirely"
"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."
"Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone."