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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day keeps the doctors away! With that logic a bullet a day should keep the retards away!"

"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."

"Did you hear about the guy that was half Black and half Japanese ... ... every December 7th he would attack Pearl Bailey."

"Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French press"

"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don't know, I just click ""submit"""

"5-year-old: What are Nazis? Me: Bad people who we killed a long, long time ago 5: Why were they bad? Me: They kept correcting our grammar"

"I'm glad Alfred Hitchcock never made a porno because it would be really weird when he made his cameo."

"What did Spock find in the toilet? The captains log!"

"Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0k"