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Joke of the Day
"What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!"
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"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"
"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"
"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"
"A wife says to her husband.... ""I want you to whishper dirty things in me ear,, to which the husband replies: ""Kitchen,bathroom,livingroom""..."
"My girlfriend left me 6 weeks ago because she thinks I'm immature. Now I'm all alone on Christmas day and crying my eyes out because Santa didn't come."
"Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything."
"African swimmer"
"3 men walk into a bar, bartender say... How'd you get in here"
"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"