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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a dull pencil joke but it's pointless"
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"I slept like a baby last night I shat my pants and woke up every two hours"
"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."
"Had to go and find a stepladder yesterday. I never knew my real ladder."
"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."
"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."
"A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!"
"Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once? Elephants have good memory"
"Workin hard. Putting my nose to the grindstone. Grinding away that nose. Barely any nose left now. Whole face messed up. Due for a promotion"