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Joke of the Day

"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"

"What do you call a gay Jew? He-blew"

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."

"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"

"I touch myself when I think of you. It's a facepalm, but I am thinking of you."

"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!"

"What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme? arrr lmao"

"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"