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Joke of the Day

"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"

"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"

"What type of fish needs to be tuned? Tune a fish"

"Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns. Don't argue. U know i'm right."

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck."

"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"

"If the main character of ""The Walking Dead "" spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?"

"Mario: I killed all your turtle troops.Bowser: Turtle what?Mario: All the turtles that work for you.Bowser: What turtles?Mario: Uh oh..."

"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."