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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to go to the other side."

"I went into panera the other day The clerk said, ""do you want a side of chips or a French baguette?"" I replied, ""never baguette."""

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?"

"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."

"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"

"How do you know a shirt has phoned you? Collar ID"

"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."

"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."