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Joke of the Day
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."
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"I was asked by my doctor if mental illness ran in the family... I told him ""I have an aunt who wants to vote for Hillary Clinton"""
"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."
"Parenting teenagers is easy since they already know everything."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"
"Dentist: when was the last time you flossed? Me: bro, you were there."
"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"
"You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off."