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Joke of the Day

"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."

"What's the difference? NSFW What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your whole week Edit: fucking autocorrector"

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!"

"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"

"*Maintains eye contact with the soccer mom feeding her kid organic kale chips while giving my kid a snickers bar."

"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."

"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"

"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"