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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"
Next Joke
"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"
"Wow, where did you learn to be so good at sex?! I was home schooled"
"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."
"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"
"My wife gets really annoyed when I make sexual requests. The other night, I asked her if we could try the praying mantis' position and she tore my head off"
"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"
"I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex."
"Developing an app that redirects you to twitter if you click on any other app on your phone cause obviously it was a mistake. You're welcome"
"I'v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He's gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I'm showing these emails to his wife."