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"How do you know a shirt has phoned you? Collar ID"
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"A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said; - That's cool! Where did you get that? - In Africa, replied the parrot."
"A little advice on poetry..... If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you"
"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."
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"You know what I really like about you, girl? You're really down to earth. *waits for response, nothing. Goes to next tombstone* You know wha"