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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"
Next Joke
"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."
"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."
"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"
"[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to 0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!"
"What do you call a group of elephants? A pack o'derms"
"This one is an oldie but a goodie Your mom"
"*sees spider in the shower* Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy"
"The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says ""kill, kill, kill"" as his eyes swirl..."
"Super Mario Brothers left me with highly unrealistic expectations of how exciting a career in plumbing would be."