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Joke of the Day

"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."

"My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural. I think that's where it goes in one ear and out the other."

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."

"USA soccer We Ghana win."

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"What did the mathematician wear in the beauty contest?"

"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."

"Lies I'll never stop telling: 1. I'd never put you in a home, mom. 2. It's 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus."

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"