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Joke of the Day

"Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club? The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands. Who's the most popular woman? The one who can get the last one without using hers."

"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"

"Don't post negative things here Electrons"

"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."

"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""

"What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is."

"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."

"Dating is basically lying to women about how you like to travel."

"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."

"It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship."