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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"
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"The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet."
"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."
"what do you call a weird camel? A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!"
"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"When is it ok to snipe police officers? As Dallast resort."
"Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html"
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."
"What is a Coronal Mass Ejection? I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer."
"Poor Will... He gets fired at a lot."