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Joke of the Day

"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"Sean Connery and fat girl with a lisp meet in a bar"

"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."

"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"

"I don't get Trump's hate on Mexicans... ... They'll chant ""You, ese!"" just as well as any other person in this country!"

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"

"Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records? Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!"

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"