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Joke of the Day
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
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"Attention Netflix and Chill has been replaced The new thing is Cookies and Dick...that is all"
"What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? Comatoast!"
"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""
"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when masturbating? His ears."
"A hippie is walking along A Hippy is walking along wearing one shoe. Another hippy sees him and calls out, 'Hey man, you lose a shoe?' ""Nope, found one"""
"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."
"What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians? A paramedic(s)!"
"I maintain a lifelong grudge against anyone at a restaurant who orders after me yet gets their food before me."