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Joke of the Day
"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."
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"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"
"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."
"You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:"
"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."
"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."
"""Just spread them open and shove your face in there."" - How to put on glasses."
"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."
"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."
"What is the difference between a Chicken and a Prostitute? The Chicken says ""Cockadoodaldoo"" The Prostitute says ""Any COCK will do"""