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"Whoa whoa whoa... I was stalking her first buddy..."
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"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."
"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."
"So Muhammad Ali died recently and... I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend."
"[filling out job application] Race: Barbarian"
"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"
"Trying to make a collage for my preschooler's art project using magazine cut-outs, but I keep ending up with ransom notes."
"Hi, I'm hosting a charity disco & raffle next Saturday 29nd September, to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."
"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."
"How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice."