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Joke of the Day
"How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice."
Next Joke
"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"
"I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him"
"What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion? A Tomartyr"
"[Biker gang] ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed? BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we ""synchronize our cycles."""
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"You do a lot of yoga? ""Yeah"" So you must be really...(winks) annoying"
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"How do you know you're not logged into reddit? There are /r/atheism posts on the frontpage"