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Joke of the Day

"What saddens me is that I'll never be able to murder anyone who uses ""Not with that attitude"" as a counterargument to negativity."

"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."

"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"

"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."

"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."

"Where do hipsters buy their clothes? Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH."

"TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"

"Want to hear a quality joke about knives? On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy"

"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."