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Joke of the Day
"What docyou call it when a Soviet dies comedy? Stand up Commedy"
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"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child? Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."
"You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees"
"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it."
"What did the old billy bobs eat at McDonald's? McChicken-killer... Yeah I'm really stoned smoked a chicken killer and ate McDonald's"
"You know you're on Twitter too much when you start learning the news from the jokes."
"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"
"I bet sex with a stingray is like fucking a giant pancake."