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Joke of the Day
"So I want to write a letter to a deer... I just don't know how to start it off!"
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"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"Can't they show a realistic anti-depressant commercial where the person spends all day on Twitter & they don't own any matching furniture"
"Toast should never pick a fight with me because I eat toast for breakfast."
"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"
"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep Repaired I'll show myself out."
"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."
"What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-ino"
"What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates? ""Would you like fries with that?"""