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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

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"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"
"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"
"What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"
"Why are Jewish men circumsised? Because Jewish women only touch things 20% off."
"Guy having sex says ""damn, there should be a law against sex this good"" To which the girl replies ""I think there is daddy"""
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody Nose"