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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"Why do most French recipes require only one egg? In France, one egg is *un oeuf*"

"My mom just got me off of work early. I love when she comes by the office. *Literally just happened"

"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."

"INTERVIEWER: thank u, those are all my questions. do u hav any questions for us ME: yes...why do i want this job INTERVIEWER: [starts sweatig]"

"What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger."

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper"

"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"

"Brb taking my potted plant for a walk ""And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"""