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Joke of the Day

"So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done"

"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"

"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "

"What do you call the mythical cookie baking creatures with strong vaginal muscles? The *kegel*-er elves."

"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"

"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"

"Just a soul-crushing reminder that you'll never effectively karate chop a pizza into slices."

"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet! =D"

"Why don't women propose to men? Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring."

"My headphones stopped working before the warranty... I'm taking them to cord over this!"