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Joke of the Day

"Her: Do you have any kids? Me: I have 2 step kids Her: None of your own? Me: no Her: How come? Me: facials Her: I'm sorry what? Me: What?"

"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""

"What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up."

"I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later."

"What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"My business running a dating agency for chickens just folded. Its hard making hens meet."

"My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item."

"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."

"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"

"Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat? an investigator."