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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."

"Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because the bus hit him."

"What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet? A thousand dogs."

"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"

"An engineer gets banned from r/fitness He was trying to sell SCRs to their NOx users..."

"My doctor said I can't lift more than ten pounds... Can you help me pee?"

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"

"Know who I really admire? Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it."

"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."