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Joke of the Day
"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """
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"How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse...."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."
"Every single time I go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old ""no pockets"" excuse to stick me with the bill."
"What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I'll show myself out."
"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"
"Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines"
"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."