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Joke of the Day

"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."

"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."

"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."

"[First Date] Him: Great dress. Me: Oh, this? *flips hair* *twirls* *skirt flares* *foot catches* *face plants* Him: Me: Hey! Come back!"

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken."

"8 hrs sleep: So refreshed 6 hrs: Feeling fine 4 hrs: I will rip your head off for a minor transgression 2 hrs: Why is my boss a Minotaur"

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."

"I like my woman like my coffe quiet and docile."

"kids let me explain this in teen. your father & i have unfollowed each other. he was yoloing another woman. it's 4:20 time to smoke divorce"