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Joke of the Day

"Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball."

"I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa."

"What sound will reddit make when it blows up? Nothing, it's just a website."

"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half."

"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"Only 90s kids will get this DEEZ NUTS"

"Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone ""what are you supposed to be?"" without triggering an existential crisis."

"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."