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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines"

"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."

"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."

"To me, drink responsibly means don't f?cking spill it"

"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""

"House arrest? You mean permission to excuse myself from social interaction? Oh no, judge. Please don't."

"whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? A rivet"

"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"

"I got an anonymous letter today. Oh really - who was it from?!"