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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines"
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"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."
"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"
"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."
"How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies ""I have testicular cancer""."
"In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking ""how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."""
"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10. (Friend told me this today)"
"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"
"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."