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Joke of the Day

"LAPD announced they fired a dozen officers this today... In other news, 12 cabins were burned to the ground in Big Bear."

"A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. They were very horny!"

"Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson"

"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"

"WTF is a palindrome? No it isn't."

"[Thanksgiving] ME: hey dad will ya pass the peas DAD: say please ME: hey dad will ya pass the please DAD: *tears up so hard*"

"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"

"A pretty girl walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ""what are you having?"". Girl responds ""I'll take a a Double entendre"". ... So he gives it to her."

"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""

"Once you understand they're unwilling time travelers dropped here moments earlier, the confused actions of squirrels suddenly make sense."