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Joke of the Day
"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"
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"What do you call an Italian with no arms? Deaf"
"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."
"Just remember, if you're attractive and they're ugly, it's not sexual harassment. You're giving them a compliment."
"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"
"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."
"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl-Esh."
"what do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xDDD"
"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."
"I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames"