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Joke of the Day
"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"
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"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."
"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."
"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts."
"Jesus loves you. A wonderful thing to hear in church. A terrible thing to hear in jail."
"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."
"Sweatpants are the uniform of eating ice cream."
"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"
"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."
"What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon?"