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Joke of the Day

"How to have sex How do you get a gay man to have sex with a female? You fill her cunt up with shit."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"

"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""

"Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911"

"I used to have a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience."

"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back."

"dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real"