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Joke of the Day
"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"
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"Why do black people talk funny? They don't, it's a miff."
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please"
"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"
"What do you call a Mexican Ghost? A Juanting."
"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""
"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."
"Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder"
"My girlfriend used Vaseline on a handjob today. I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off."
"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"