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Joke of the Day
"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"
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"Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid."
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America."
"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"
"A man walks up to a cop on a horse... ...wow! That's a nice pig you've got! \-- That's not a pig, sir, but a horse. \-- I'm not talking to you!"
"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."
"I'm getting worried about the amount of violence in modern society. I went to a pet shop and asked the man behind the counter ""Do you have fat balls? He punched me on the nose."
"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."