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Joke of the Day

"Islam means peace! Stop means go, up means down, left means right."

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"I've realised my works is like a gang rape... a bunch of dicks clustered around the cunt that's got no idea of what's gonna happen!"

"I'm thinking about getting a Prince Albert... Do you have any tips?"

"what is a female journalist returning from India famous for ? Banged up abroad!"

"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."

"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"

"i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13"

"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."

"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"