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Joke of the Day
"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."
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"What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character? An elven degenerate."
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"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."
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"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*"
"Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?"