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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking about getting a Prince Albert... Do you have any tips?"
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"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"
"Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up."
"Bill Cosby and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar... tender girl who later reports them to the police for sexual harrasment."
"How did hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis"
"Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam."
"The gay lover of Emperor Palaptine ....is insidious."
"The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground."
"Headphone Jack [Removed]"
"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"