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Joke of the Day
"what is a female journalist returning from India famous for ? Banged up abroad!"
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"So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what."
"What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender."
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