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Joke of the Day

"I've realised my works is like a gang rape... a bunch of dicks clustered around the cunt that's got no idea of what's gonna happen!"

"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? A: Proof-reading."

"To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap"

"Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there."

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"

"What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday? I don't know, she hasn't opened it"

"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"

"What rating did Moody's give to the sheep? BAAA"