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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"

"2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan."

"What's the difference between Eric cartman and deez nuts? One is a dick from Southpark, the other parks south of my dick"

"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."

"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."

"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"

"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"

"LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!"

"I like my beer like I like my violence... ...domestic"

"Misery loves company. But not you. Even Misery has standards."