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Joke of the Day
"My penis is only four inches But some girls like it that wide."
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"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."
"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."
"What is similar between Casino and Women Liquor in the front Poker in the back :-D"
"If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?"
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the S'mores of Pop-Tarts, it was the Unfrosted Strawberry of Pop-Tarts."
"Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision"
"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"
"A student brought me 20 huge homemade chocolate chip cookies today. Good thing I have self-control--I saved one for my kids. To split."