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Joke of the Day

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."

"How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife."

"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."

"I don't like how far I have to scroll down when I enter my birth year online."

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb will change when it's ready"

"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"

"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"

"hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here"