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Joke of the Day

"What is similar between Casino and Women Liquor in the front Poker in the back :-D"

"[on a 1st date] Me: I'm just looking to take things slow Her: *in a wedding dress* me too"

"Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track Police think it may be race related"

"Have you heard about the plant in the maths office? It is growing square roots!"

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."

"I texted my wife with ""ROTFHAHA"" & she replied with ""LMAO"" so I don't think she understands that I'm having a heart attack."

"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"

"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."

"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."

"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."